Sunday, July 3, 2011

Oh really?!

Ok,your not a sub,but this doesn't mean you can't have manners. I can't help Myself wondering what's with the men now-days? You "must" be a slave to talk in a proper way to a Lady? or what?!
Got this email today from a "non-sub" which made Me laugh My ass off,the way he wrote it,the way he ended it,is like so funny in its "self-centered" content.
"Hey.. I'm not into the slave thing or the domination, only smoking.. So I hope you will answer this anyway.. at what age did you start smoking? What brand do you smoke? How many packs do you smoke a day? have you ever tried to quit smoking or thought about it? Do you exercise? Do you feel any of the "bad" effects from smoking, like shortness of breath, stains, smokerscough etc.? For how long have you been smoking? Have you allways smoked the same ammount as you do now? What do you enjoy about smoking and which cigarettes do you enjoy the most? How long can you go without a cigarette? Do you chainsmoke? Do you know any smoketricks?
If I get a reply I will consider ordering a smokingcustom vid.. If you are interested..
Th**** "

Since I'm in a fun mood today,I though of replying it,of course in My way-question-answer.

Q: at what age did you start smoking?
A: 17

Q:What brand do you smoke?
A: Multiple ones

Q:How many packs do you smoke a day?
A:one and a half

Q:have you ever tried to quit smoking or thought about it?
A: no

Q:Do you exercise?
A: no

Q: Do you feel any of the "bad" effects from smoking, like shortness of breath, stains, smokerscough etc.?
A: no

Q: For how long have you been smoking?
A: 10 years

Q: Have you allways smoked the same ammount as you do now?
A: no

Q: What do you enjoy about smoking and which cigarettes do you enjoy the most?
A: The inhaling and exhaling. Davidoff

Q: How long can you go without a cigarette?
A: 4 hours

Q: Do you chainsmoke?
A: no

Q: Do you know any smoketricks?
A: yes

And now since I replied,consider ordering a smoking custom vid...if you dare. You may not like the price at all,but give it a shoot. I'm the one who is doing you a favor,not vice-versa,lets not forget about that,ok? Atta boy.