Moving is B.I.T.C.H

Writer holidays is knocking at the door and your Goddess is changing the home. Everyone who knows Me,know that...if I get and idea stuck in My mind...I'm gonna make it come true.
Yeah,living in an apartment aint that bad,but I do miss a nice fire-place in the winter...to open the front door and see the snow laying in front of My feet,uhh,just like a fairy tale. So I'm moving from My apartment to a house ,YEY :D
I'm so God damn excited,but fucking moving is a bitch...been through this 2 years ago,and this time aint no different. Things all over the place,boxes,big boxes,little boxes,bags,and all that 'crap' ...ohh,did I mentioned that the building elevator just got "Out Of Service" for the next days? I'm swimming in 'happiness'.
Damn right I'm pissed and angry,and damn right I want you to take care of making Me feel a bit better about all this. Some of you knows what I HAVE to do when I'm pissed,that's right,SHOPPING. And since now I'm so exhausted and angry,and who the hell want's to see Me angry?!...you must do whatever it takes to put at least a lil' smile on My perfect face. No,I don't demant you to pay My mortgage (not yet anyway),I just want 'material' to go shopping with. We both know that's your job...to provided at least that.
Make your Goddess smile!

Some humiliation for the MEN race

Either you still consider yourself a real men,either you don't,you must see this......or not.Not sure you can handle it,or you're not smart enough to get it,lets face it,your a "man". LMAO loser!

I just don't care

I know,once you have a blog you should write on it every single day for the people who fallow you there...but...the thing is simple. Im a selfish Bitch,and your need to know about My personal life or where I've been and what I did doesn't affect Me,not even a bit. Be thankful that every now and then I admit your existences and I take the effort to show it.
To harsh? Awwwww...I'm about to lose some tears,maybe I'll do that later,LOL.
Lets all remember why is it called 'My Blog'...because is MY Blog,and I post on it when ever I want and what ever I want. So... you cry babies go ahead and cry Me an ocean and wait for the day when I'll be posting your nickname under the title 'My best slave ever' LMAO.
Think is,I've been getting all this messages 'Please write on your blog about My tribute to you,You haven't post anything in a while' ,and I've been literally laugh My ass off. Where do I find you ppl? Yeah,that's ohh so great to write about 'I got $200 tribute from this slave' LOL. Do you even listen to yourself talk? OMG
OK let's make a deal. I'm gonna write about your tributes to Me on MY Blog when the numbers are gonna change. Take that $200 and make it $2000,and take that $150 and make it $1500...and so one. Got that losers? Ohh and just so you know,you 3 losers who asked Me to write something like that...hummm...you are dismissed and of course banned. Now go find someone else to serve,cuz I dont have room for you under My feet,and dont have time for idiots.


Goddess Katrina VonBad

Pay Pigs,now is your time to do something useful.

Long time,no see...oh well,now I'm back and is time to empty your wallet and please your Goddess.

Interesting morning...

As some of you know,I simply hate to wake up early in the morning for one big reason: I don't want to make My bed cry,lol.

So...today,as I was laying in the bed,making it the happiest bed ever, My damn phone start to ring,it was 8 am,wtf.??? When I answered,a woman starts to ask Me if the address she is having is the correct one and if friday evening is good for the delivery. Confusing moment for Me,I had no idea what she was talking about.

Apparently My darling slave Ian remembered that I want to change My living-room couch this month,so he thought to make Me a little surprise. That's so sweet of him,counting also the fact that is the exact couch model that I was looking to get and that I love gifts hehehe...

So...YEYYY ,I'm gonna have a new couch this week. Ohh..and Ian,I'm gonna kick your ass for not telling the ppl. at the furniture store to not call Me in the morning :P